I know, right? There are much better chastity devices out there. That one looks clunky, hard to keep clean, and way too heavy to use as more than a joke. Get a Holy Trainer – probably cheaper, and the quality is much better. If you really need that feeling of remote ownership (and there are plenty of valid reasons for that), there are better ways to accomplish that.
(Yes, you still have the IoT problem, and anything you connect to the Internet is vulnerable, but you have a physical key and I’ll bet getting the key out of this would be a hell of a lot easier than going after that cage with your tools while it’s on your tool.)
