Is she really an empress though? 
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If you’ve got Shudder, she just did a fantastic interview on Joe Bob’s Halloween Hangout, during the screening of Elvira’s Haunted Hills. Still available for streaming, and a great time!
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Oh yes. With a capital ‘E’.
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I dunno… does she have a proper empire? 
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She is in my world. All hail Elvira the First!
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Well you have to remember she has a very effective health regimen that involves bathing in the blood of virgins.
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But unlike Peter Thiel, it was a consensual exchange of blood!
I think the real secret to her agelessness is that her partner of the past 20 years is also her personal trainer, so she gets lots of exercise!
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…and then she gets dressed and heads to the gym!
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Just remember…
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Indeed!
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Even without the “finger” treatment, the sight of ketchup instead of mustard was enough…
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Very spooky!
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They went to Mexico to visit Chicken Pizza?
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