Anyone who is in a costume gets candy from us. 
I’m not sure why there is an age limit and why people are so frightened of teenagers. I find it more odd when parents dress up their babies and very young toddlers just to get candy. At least teenagers can eat the candy! 
OK I think I’ve got this figured out. I’m gonna “Big Bird” this thing by using my right hand to control the deer head rig mounted to a shoulder-supported harness and have a false right arm sticking out of the cloak. wearing a black bodysuit underneath so hopefully the overall effect will keep me hidden. Tomorrow is the first real-world test run at a Halloween party.
I swear if I don’t give at least a few kids nightmares this year I’m gonna be so ticked off.
Probably because they treat their own teenagers like crap at home, and as such, they’ve got sullen, rebellious teens who are constantly breaking unfair rules, and assume that all teens are the same…
As the poet said, WOWZA!!! 
It’s going to be magnificent!
Watched it last night - very good indeed! Thanks for the recommendation!
I was happy to see Graham Greene, even if it was a small role…
Seems like if any teenagers are going to cause trouble on Halloween it would be the ones who aren’t spending their time dressing up in costume and collecting candy.
Ugh. The ones who don’t dress up. You are bartering your skills as a costumer for candy, guys. Put some effort into it.
I think THOSE teens are the ones who are actually using “Trick or Treat” as an ultimatum.
I found this here…
I gotta get one of these for our 37 year old and our 11 year old god daughter. A little pricey but I think the one Tik Tok is accurate, it would be worth every penny.
Her Twitter feed is awesome. She’s hilarious.
I just watched the one I posted, I thought it was too polished to be a real christian nut. You’re right the rest of her feed is great.
That video is a big hook baited with a nice chunk of “Poe’s Law.” Well done!
It don’t take much to confuse me and now I have to study an adage of internet culture.
But I’m still going to convince my kid to spot me a hundred bucks to buy some witchcraft. That shouldn’t take too much convincing.
Same here. I was always the tallest (and youngest) kid in my class. People always thought I was older than I was. I also remember the period were you shouldn’t go tricker or treating because you were older, but still wanted to because it was fun. I don’t begrudge some kid squeezing an extra year or two into the fun. Everyone who stops by my house gets 2 pieces of candy. Although if we go over 80 kids, we have to switch to a single piece.
whispers they have cheat socks…
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