#Pix or GTFO
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A handy place to hang your helm? Or for guys who need a saddle horn wherever they go.
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(Infomercial announcer voice)
Ever not had a place to hang your hat, like your head?
Ever lost your key ring because you forgot you had pockets?
Need a little extra storage space for trinkets from your loved ones?
This is a problem we have all had, and there has got to be a better way!!
Introducing Upside Down Penis!! It’s like a chastity belt, but even more fucking fucked up!!
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If you want nudes you have to PM me, and probably do some work to talk me into it.
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Supposedly, it’s considered polite for male cosplayers (and dancers) to pair leggings with a “dance belt”. Penis up is the default position.
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Sancho! My can-opener!
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There’s a reason for the codpiece. And it’s kind of gross.
https://culanth.org/articles/382-visual-art-as-social-data-the-renaissance
I have been reading this topic heading for a couple of days, and there are issues. The leggings might be based on historical armor, but they are not “historically accurate leggings”.
But this is a grammar issue, and not a criticism of the leggings, which I approve of in every way.
If you’re trying to get me to click on that link you really should have chosen another lead-in.
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It was to shock the bishops, in the case of THE BLACK RUSSIAN:
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