Horrifying footage of a hippo, nature's top human-killer, savaging woman in shallow water


#1

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#2

well played @beschizza


#3

I can’t stop screaming


#4

Hippos don’t do so bad for themselves.


#5

that is one gigantic shaved guinea pig.


#6

My definition of “top” is more qualitative than quantitative.


#7

That said, Go Freshwater Snails!


#8

Well, top for their weight class at any rate.


#9

Well, at least I wasn’t rickrolled again.


#10

weren’t you @GulliverFoyle?, weren’t you?


#11

Colbert assured me it was bears.


#12

Not to be confused with the nice gentleman who hosts the CBS Late Show now.


#13

Yeah, he is even more dangerous. He helped vanquish Papa Bear.


#14

Well played sir, well played.


#15

No bees? FAKE NEWS.


#16

Have we been browsing pEoPLEfuCkiNgDyiNG again, rob?


#17

That’s gonna cause nightmares, assuming I’ll be able to sleep. Desperately need a unicorn chaser.


#18

Facebook, sadly.


#19

#20

Sorry.