The soundtrack!
Toot and boop indeed… the beast!
The horror. The HORROR. The savagery… I don’t think I’ll ever recover.
Clutches pearls, faints away.
Until I saw the whole thing, it looked like a really cheesy horror movie handpuppet! Hippos are weird lookin’.
That’s the worst cat.
So, a hippo that small (and premature)… do they have to feed it really tiny little marbles?
I’ve done that innumerable times to my girlfriend’s thighs, and one could never consider it ‘savaging’. As least that’s the message I get from the squealing and tittering.
you monster
No,no. It’s “you nibbler”.
Came for the subreddit, not disappointed.
Why is that cat swimming? Stupd cat.
Having had encounters with full-grown mommy hippos outside of the water, after dark… this is still adorable.
Anthropomorphisation FTW. Kindchenschema FTW.
Damn you, thought I’d get here in time to link that.
Oh, the humanity! Will no-one think of the children?
(Or the baby hippos.)
I think you’ve been Robrolled…
This footage is actually leaked from a CIA Black Site where they train Assassin Hippos; get 'em young.
Essentially no people are killed by mosquitos. They may be killed by pathogens spread by mosquitos, but then birds and pigs are deadly killers too due to their link in the spread of deadly flu strains.
So if I shoot and kill someone, I can get off by claiming the killer was the bullet, not me?
