I like the touch of uncertainty…
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For the record that’s a tactile experience I would actually like to avoid.
You can like it if you want, I won’t judge.
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From what I gather manly things only come in Dewalt black and yellow.
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I was confused, this seemed just like a BoingBoing store ad. Well hell, it IS just like a BoingBoing store ad.
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The slosh would bother me.
“And what’s your ambition, soldier?”
“To get my turn with the wire brush before the other two patients, sir!”
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I’m afraid my washroom is full of them, Bisexuals too.
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Holy shit, is this real?
If it is…not surprising that the “Republican Party” is listed as a user.
In case you are seriously asking if this is real:
https://www.google.com/search?q="Is+Your+Washroom+Breeding+Bolsheviks"&tbm=isch
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It’s a spoof of something that was real:
A capitalist red-scaring other capitalists into buying his products.
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“No toilet paper? Oh well, I guess we’ll scrape by.”
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A very touchy subject.
And about the only true thing Olaf said in Frozen II. Yes, it’s a fantasy universe, but saying things like “water has memory” in a kids’ movie isn’t that great given that homeopaths in the real world believe it too.
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Yeah, I noticed that. I’ll give the magic a pass but that was straight up bullshit.
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You could always repurpose that spare electric toothbrush.
Best you mark it somehow, say, with coloured gaffer tape.
No amount of toothpaste gonna rid that taste.
Alternatively, take up knitting:
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The answer newspapers.
When in the '80 and '90 I was camping I used some newspaper to clean, normally after having read it. It’s not toilet paper but somewhat works.
By the way politicians interviews are already full of bullshit. So no problem to use these pages in case of necessity.
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I’m going to give you all Nicky G’s supremo butt-wiping method.
A relatively small portion of TP to get, well, the bulk of it.
Then, a single witch hazel-infused Preparation H moistened wipe. Which I throw away, you can’t flush that and not be an dick. But you fold it over, put it in the rubbish, and it does not stink. At all. Ever.
No messing with the bidet, keeps TP usage down, and a perfectly clean bum. Every time.
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I didn’t stock up on toilet paper.
I also have stopped shaking hands.
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I spent some time with the Hare Krishnas in the '70s, and we were instructed to use our bare hand (left hand only, please, since you handled your prayer beads with your right), and wash very thoroughly afterwards. Which some folks (people being people) did not do.
And that’s why I left the Hare Krishnas.
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I wonder if the word comes from Spanish. At least in Venezuela we have the colloquial word Tobo which is a pail or bucket, and it’s common for homes to have a designated bucket in the bathroom for washing up our for when there’s water shortages
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