Originally published at: Will wiping your anus with toilet paper disrupt your hormones? | Boing Boing
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Alpha? Pissweak more like.
Honestly… Epistemological war is not something I ever prepared for.
Welcome to the Bullshit Age.
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“Ancestral Living”
(Yes, I know it’s Wink Martindale. He’s actually still alive.)
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“Do you want to shit like a sabre tooth tiger?”
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This looks like some pseudo-scientific fitness-bro gloss on the idiotic right-wing belief that a guy wiping or washing his bum turns him gay (sadly, that idea is actually a thing).
I’m moving more toward bidets myself, but however you do it…
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Are bidets paleo?
Or is Crusty here arguing for the return of plastic slipcovers on all furniture?
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Ferns.
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Ah, so this movie was about toilet people!
It all makes sense now.
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Ferngully = butt crack.
Checks out 
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Wait until they find out water can have hormones in it, back to sand boys…er…“alpha pack leader kings” /s
Eta: more stupid titles, I hope they enjoy their gout.
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I feel the need to tell the producers that’s no place to keep a bat.
Even if it has a flared base.
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Ancestral movement? Like dying at 35 of cholera?
No thank you, I’ll take my chances with Scott.
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I’ve read about hormonal effects on fish downstream of pulp and paper mills(apparently some combination of delightful chlorine chemistry in cases where that’s what they are using for bleaching; along with some compounds from the wood and bark itself intended to mess with pests having a nibble but released wholesale when the tree gets mulched down). Is this just a wild extrapolation of that in the service of a good purity taboo; or is there either (A)research in humans or at least (B)some unpleasant sounding stories about how Charmin decided that 2(1),endocrine-disruptase was a cost effective softening and anti-caking agent for toilet paper?
Just in the spirit of the article here’s a study of the effects of a paper mill on the local white sucker population. I realize that this guy isn’t Canadian and I assume that not all his fans are white; but you have to take fish puns where you find them.
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Are you man enough to avoid toilet paper? Take the poison ivy challenge!
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Still relevant here: Quilted Northern Rustic Weave | Artisanal Toilet Paper - YouTube
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The former governor of Florida? I can see that catching on.
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You know what else is made with hormone-disrupting chemicals? Plastics. Sadly, that probably will not make him stop touching his keyboard.
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Sounds like he took issues that could affect women (dioxins in tampons, PFAs in Thinx period underwear) and made it all about him as a man. But the dioxin issue has already been debunked and dealt with.
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I will say that I just got a bidet attachment and now feel like I was living like a cave man all these years.
But I assume this guy is using leaves or something? Or crapping in a river?
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