Husband of Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert did jail time for flashing his penis in a bowling alley, and she was with him. Both were banned

Not at all. I mean, he was 24, so clearly, was not able to think through the consequences of his actions at such a tender young age. /s

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This reads like a parody of a 2000s-era Forum Debater. It’s not “cancel culture” to report that a 24 year old man got his dick out in public around some kids, one of whom was his girlfriend, and the pair—with plenty of further legal trouble between them since—now forms a congressional power-couple that failed to disclose his financial interests and dick-dangle jail time while she conducts the business of government and inveighs against the (sexual!) rights of others.

This isn’t “ad hominem” either, but contrary to usenet-era skeptic community doxa, ad hominem argumentation is not even necessarily fallacious in and of itself. You should look it up!

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I think it’s funny how every event they go to from now on people will whisper “dick tattoo”. Sort of the icing quote on a white trash wedding cake.

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Toby Morton, a writer on South Park and MadTV, is doing a good job uncovering all the fuckery with the Boeberts for a documentary he is making about her.

Some of the highlights so far include her restaurant, Shooters Grill, giving people food poisoning. The story about why she has everyone carrying guns at Shooters Grill is supposedly because someone was beat to death outside the restaurant. Of course when Toby went to research that story, the Rifle, Colorado police department said it never happend.

And the newest story about Boebert is that her mom was a professional wrestling groupie and it seems like there is a good chance that the former wrestler “Sweet” Stan Lane is Boeberts father. That’s not Lauren’s fault, but it is kind of amusing.

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Jesus, that exquisitely nihilistic last paragraph…

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I would assume so. In my experience, most scumbag type people are extremely sanctimonious if you directly ask them about moral questions. Once you’ve evicted morality from your own heart, there’s no reason to be restrained or thoughtful in your judgment of others, because you’re never going to apply it to yourself. And hypocritical piety is a great tool in the arsenal of demanding to see the manager.

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Yeah. I feel helpless and terrified, but also validated.

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Come on! That could happen to anyone! He probably though that they were two teenaged urologists and he had a question about reproductive health.

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Methinks Jayson and Lauren took this quote a little too literally…

And, gross.

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Well Lauren certainly did. She saw that tatted penis and said, “That’s the man I’m a gonna marry some day!”.

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Exposing yourself at a bowling alley? Where is Walter when you need him??

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Not to mention that the fine congresswoman was there and involved in the incident.

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They remind me of the Görings somehow. What chills me is that I’m sure that’s what they aspire to. What sickens me is that it might happen.

Well… here we are with that.

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The bible needs an update. The section on dick tattoo etiquette would be great.

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“The first rule of Bible Club is: you do not whip your dick out at Bible Club. The second rule of Bible Club is: you do not whip your dick out at Bible Club.”

“Addendum to the Rules of Bible Club: The provisions of Clauses 1 and 2 shall henceforth be applied to all public locations, including (but not limited to) bowling alleys, coffee shops, restaurants, Dairy Queen (even if needing to urinate)…”

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I just think it’s funny she went from being a “Roberts” to a “Boebert.”

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Instead, we got Jesus Quintana…

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