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Mm-hmm. Exactly the word. /s 
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If, as the wisdom of crowds suggests, it does contain a puzzle box that opens the gates of hell, that safe’s going to have to be opened before 8th November.
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FTFY.
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I was kinda hoping Drumpf would be thrown back through them before he got elected, but your way works too.
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I swear I thought you were gonna say “…and lock it in the safe until Rob figures out how to open it.”
God, I need a vacation.
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Might smell a bit. Just a little.
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What did you say? I’ve been super busy this week!
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I was spieling about the gif thread, but the tone felt wrong so I killed it.
Nice gif. 
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The longer this thread goes without someone posting the winning combination, the greater the likelihood that the winning combination will be posted by Skynet.
This thread is now a canary for the coming of the singularity.
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Oh, man, Ray Kurzweil has hijacked funruly’s account 
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We tried some more “classic” locksmith-default combinations.
None worked.
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Did you try just knocking, politely? Maybe somebody is just trying to get some privacy in there. Try offering cookies?
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could set up a security camera and everything
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I assume we’d all get the link to the live stream?
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Perhaps you should try using an Ouija board to ask the ghost of Richard Feynman to give you some suggestions.
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YOINK.
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an tragic haiku:
help make way for the robots;
dehumanize us!
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That was a bank vault, not a safe, IIRC. Burning into a safe this size with a thermic lance would definitely destroy whatever’s inside.
Somebody demonstrated one of these on a big block of concrete at Burning Man some years back, it was pretty impressive.
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