I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Mm-hmm. Exactly the word. /s :laughing:

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If, as the wisdom of crowds suggests, it does contain a puzzle box that opens the gates of hell, that safe’s going to have to be opened before 8th November.

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FTFY.
 

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I was kinda hoping Drumpf would be thrown back through them before he got elected, but your way works too.

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I swear I thought you were gonna say “…and lock it in the safe until Rob figures out how to open it.”

God, I need a vacation.

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Might smell a bit. Just a little.

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What did you say? I’ve been super busy this week!

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I was spieling about the gif thread, but the tone felt wrong so I killed it.

Nice gif. :slight_smile:

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The longer this thread goes without someone posting the winning combination, the greater the likelihood that the winning combination will be posted by Skynet.

This thread is now a canary for the coming of the singularity.

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Oh, man, Ray Kurzweil has hijacked funruly’s account :open_mouth:

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We tried some more “classic” locksmith-default combinations.

None worked.

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Did you try just knocking, politely? Maybe somebody is just trying to get some privacy in there. Try offering cookies?

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could set up a security camera and everything

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I assume we’d all get the link to the live stream?

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Perhaps you should try using an Ouija board to ask the ghost of Richard Feynman to give you some suggestions.

:smiley:

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Seriously, you guys? “Dust” is winning the poll?!

For all you wet blankets what voted for dust:

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YOINK.

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an tragic haiku:
help make way for the robots;
dehumanize us!

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That was a bank vault, not a safe, IIRC. Burning into a safe this size with a thermic lance would definitely destroy whatever’s inside.

Somebody demonstrated one of these on a big block of concrete at Burning Man some years back, it was pretty impressive.

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