If Trump is removed from office, says famous pastor, "veterans, cowboys, mountain men" will go on a Democrat killing spree

Yes. And the LEOs should bring a video projector, and let him have a detailed PowerPoint presentation.

I’m assuming that Mr. Wiles mysteriously isn’t as concerned about the less-pigmented (but unfortunately already Attorney General) theocratic whackjob with ties to Opus Dei

I’m honestly fairly sympathetic to the position that political Catholicism is incompatible with American constitutional values(not just Catholicism, of course, pretty much any religion falls afoul of American constitutional values as soon as it goes beyond private observance and to political aspirations; Catholicism is just especially obvious because we have ~1000 years of European history to refer to if we want to see church/state chumminess going poorly); but anyone who fails to acknowledge that dangerous amounts of it are already here, already among ‘respectable’ sorts; is at substantial risk of being just a cynical user of this concern to whip up hysteria about hispanic immigrants(pretty much an exact replay of the period of anti-irish or anti-italian periods).

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I’m unclear on the meaning here. IG = Inspector General?

I was thinking either
Incoherent Grandmother
Or
Inconsistent Giraffe

Wait wait

InstaGolf

Instagram. IG=Instagram.

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Imperial Guard, obviously.

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OK Boomer.

:wink:

(I’m a Boomer)

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Ignorant Geriatric?

(So am I)

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I’m a bit out of touch. Does one still have to tip the uniformed boy on a bicycle who delivers them?

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“Pounded in my Foxhole by Veterans, Cowboys, and Mountain Men” by Chuck Tingle

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He wants people to go outside the law to get his way, whereas nothing the Democrats are doing is outside the law.

That’s it-- the GOP is a cornered wild animal lashing out.

And he’s probably right-- plenty of yahoos will take up their guns and start some shit. I expect it will still be sparse and uncoordinated and pointless. Most “patriots” aren’t of the type that have nothing to lose, they have families and mortgages and day jobs they don’t want to jeopardize. “Some other militia will get this done, there’s a new episode of Walking Dead on tonight”-- THIS is the American way.

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Yes but you’re just paying extra for the uniform. Many street urchins will be glad to deliver your missive for a halfpenny or so, and I have found them to be quite dependable.

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He believes that most Catholics will go to Heaven, just not the Jesuits. I expect the same restriction applies to other Christian socialists and anarchists.

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I’m a Army veteran and I have a AK47, 3 SKS’s, a Mosin-naggaunt, a Mauser 98, a Taurus .44 mag, a Breyco-Jennings 9MM and a few thousand rounds of ammo! I can also shoot better than any of these brain dead right-wingers! I am also a life long Democrat.

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Oh, finally you are here to save us.

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It’s really interesting how this manufactured dichotomy has played out. The right has invested so much in painting their side as hyper-masculine tough guys, borrowing a bunch of Hollywood character archetypes to support it (“veterans, cowboys and mountain men,” lol—how about throw in “also Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club") and the left as castrated, feminized weaklings (of course, being the right, actual women don’t count for much at all), and all it has done is to disproportionately rally the insecure wannabes to their banner, guys who, as grown-ass adults, still deeply care about playground insults to their masculinity, where people with any actual strength of character have got things beyond the ends of their own noses to care about.

The good news is, there aren’t as many of them as they’d like to think, and those there are are less enthusiastic about going out and doing real violence than they pretend. Most of them, their whole complaint is built around pining for a past where the government did their violence for them so they don’t have to take direct responsibility. Scores of fizzled protests, with counter-protestors vastly outnumbering the primary audience, stand testament to that.

The bad news is how they’ve tacitly recognized the audience they naturally appeal to, and have dialed in their messaging for socially isolated teen boys online. We’re going to be untying the “edgelord” knot for years to come.

Either way, I expect anybody having wet dreams based loosely on Red Dawn is going to be mightily disappointed. I highly doubt Reverend Rambo here is going to be taking up arms himself, for instance.

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I bet they got the hard place to go with that.

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The military largely hates his guts.

Trump has tried to use the military as political displays, ordered discrimination of its members, interfered with a war crimes trial, ignored efforts at research and preparation, attacked useful defense relationships with allies, cosied up with potential adversaries and sabre-rattled like an idiot.

They seem to be doing as little as possible for the guy

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