That was doubtlessly the climax of “Fox and Friends.”
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This is like a “drinking red wine helps you live longer” moment, but for masturbation.
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Except you can’t be nearly as public about your adherence to this one. It’s so much more socially acceptable to talk about your glass of wine with dinner each night than to mention you toss your scoundrel every two or three days.
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Sounds like you need different friends.
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I’m sorry, 21 times a month? I’m exhausted just thinking about it.
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I was getting a little nervous when he mentioned the blood-brain barrier in relation to the testes…
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??? How much work does it take you?
Is it really that… uh… hard?
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You’re liable to spill your wine that way.
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Now, now, the study only said 21 times a month. If your schedule doesn’t free up every two or three days, perhaps you could allot a special day at the end of each month.
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Better get a dedicated room in workplaces, airports, etc. You know, to attend to one’s health.
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Is that what we’re calling it now?
Duly noted. 
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Not on the bus, anyway.
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This whole thing sounds like a lot of wank.
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I keep misreading the title as “if you have teslas…” and definitely getting a wanker vibe. 
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