Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/05/if-you-love-donald-trump-the.html
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Cease and desist till profits are “properly allocated” coming in hot!
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There’s a probably apocryphal story that the Spartans were once sent a demand to surrender, with threats about all the things they would suffer if the enemy sent their army into their land, and replied with just a single word: “If”. That’s my answer here.
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If you hate Donald Trump, the Trump Store in Pennsylvania is a great place for an uncontrolled trash fire.
just say’n, you know, sarcastically…
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I really feel like we need to talk with more former cult members to figure out if they have any suggestions for how we might get through to these people. We’re getting into Jim Jones territory here.
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Of course they would be printing on Gildan t-shirts.
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Can I get a Trump Baby or ‘Trump tweeting on the toilet’ parade float there?
No? Sorry, not interested.
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Trump lover or not, who’d want that turd floating in their pool?
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As a Bensalem resident, I am not surprised, though I haven’t seen this particular store. it is a suburb of heavily blue Philadelphia, but it is about 75% red here. Same corrupt mayor and his family running things for at least 30 years now.
Now I’ve been notified my polling place has changed, from a public school to a private home. I live among the kind of people that ask you for voter ID, but only if you’re a POC. This ought to be fun.
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tRump pinata missing from the lineup.
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Grifters, all the way down.
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I used to work in Bensalem so I can commiserate somewhat. I decided to escape the Philly tax and now work elsewhere.
I almost wish I worked near there again to just witness the horribleness of this store. Almost but not…
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Can you buy on credit then declare bankruptcy when the credit is due?
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Dafuq? That seems very … superficially democratic, at best.
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I always felt Bensalem as the tackiest part of the Philly area, sorry.
Between Parx Casino and Franklin Mills Mall (technically in the Northeast, but the Greater Northeast is the tackiest part of Philly proper), it always kind of skeeved me out in a traffic and concrete meets terrible stores sort of way. Like KoP without all the rich assholes.
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It’s all fun and games until The Don comes around to collect his licensing fees.
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It would make sense for the owners to light their own store on fire, blame the political opposition, then collect insurance on top of Gofundme proceeds from Cult45.
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I feel you owe it to the community to try it and let us know. 
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