Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/06/07/ihop-appears-to-be-changing-it.html
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International house of breakfast, is my guess.
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International house of bad acronyms. The a is silent.
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Intentional harassment of blacks?
(I’ll get my coat.)
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International House o’Blubber?
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I hear that they’re coming out as Satanists and it will be International House of Blasphemy. Hey, I’d certainly go there.
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Unless it’s International House of Beer, I ain’t interested.
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Intestinal Hellscape of Beelzebub
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International House of Blockchain. Now sit back and watch Dine Brands’ stock price skyrocket.
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Well, at least all the franchises have to do is flip the p to get a b. Just about the cheapest relabeling they could have done.
As for guesses, I’m going with: International House of Baccara. Because who doesn’t want to feel like James Bond (see, another B!) while they wolf down their pancakes?
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International House of Bukkaki? “Come and taste the Chef’s Special Sauce”?
Edit: I just realised I’d put the apostrophe in Chef’s in the wrong place; it should have been Chefs’.
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Brépes…?
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“Utter BS?”
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Batter
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International house of Tampons?
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International House of barf.
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“IHOP” is fine as it is. This change will be like the New Coke of greasy spoons. And like the disaster that New Coke was, it will bring them lots of publicity.
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too much to hop for
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What could it be? International House of …
botulism?
bad decisions?
bastards?
belching?
bollocks?
bullshit?
blockchain?
boxers?
backgammon?
badgers?
bankruptcy?
beggers?
bevers?
So many choices!
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