Interesting toilet

I often do that when wearing certain combinations of jeans and boxer-briefs. If the fly of the jeans is somewhat short, and/or the jeans are somewhat tight, and/or the belt buckle is somewhat large, and/or the underwear’s fly is inconveniently placed, it sometimes takes a fair amount of wiggling to excavate the John Thomas through the fly, and sometimes it’s just easier to get all that shit outta the way.

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Fair enough, i tend to avoid wearing belts so i was curious.

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This one puzzles me too. I can think of two possible reasons:

  1. You think your pee-pee is gross and you don’t want to touch it.
  2. Have you ever done that thing where the elastic in your underwear is too tight and you can’t pull it down far enough and it’s cutting off flow ever so slightly and you think you’re done so you put it back into your pants and what do you know, turns out there was a bit left over? I haven’t. I have never done that. But maybe if somebody was worried about that, pulling everything down is a good way to avoid it.
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Or, as I like to put it:

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This is why I sit whenever possible. Social convention be damned.

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Even on urinals.

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That is hilarious! (I wish I weren’t too tired to hunt down a GIF of Sheridan and Garibaldi leaving the restroom on B5.)

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Some of our dicks are just too big to unleash without unbelting. I keep mine tucked up just to the right of the belt buckle, personally. Otherwise it ruins the lines of my slacks.

Prison chic

I am very concerned about my privacy.

Gamify it! We only need to define a scoring scale for this handy Stool Analyzer.

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