JD Vance is not a couch f*cker

I don’t think Vance had any kids old enough to talk in 2017

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And this is the same guy who’s endorsing a plan that calls for teachers and librarians to be jailed if they provide minors access to “pornography”*. I guess he’s concerned because he has some experience with that.

*According to a very vague and broad definition that includes banned books.

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I meant to say the screen grab looks suspect. But I’m definitely not giving Xitter any traffic to verify that it is a real Xitt from his real account. He’s a terrible person unfit for a position of leadership either way.

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It has to be fake. His eldest kid was born the year that tweet was supposedly sent. Unless he has some secret kids somewhere

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I don’t know, but people are saying JD Vance has a secret family somewhere.

/s

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Funny/not funny how the kids all have skin that feels exactly like cheap upholstery.

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How old are his kids? 6, 4, and 2. And he was searching to show them tentacle porn?

Does he realize how much worse that sounds?

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Narrator: No. He never realizes how much worse he sounds.

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I didn’t realize how long ago the search was. That does not make his lame excuse any better.

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The Raw Story article is from 2024, though. The Xitt appears to be fake.

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Gosh, what does it say about his character that two very lewd, but fake accusations are so believable to so many people? :face_with_monocle:

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“Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures.”
–- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“That’s what fiction is for. It’s for getting at the truth when the truth isn’t sufficient for the truth.”
― Tim O’Brien

“Let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”
— Lyndon Baines Johnson

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From the Stephen Colbert show:

#CushionPushinJDVance

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Spit Take GIF

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Season 2 Lol GIF by Insecure on HBO

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Ohio GIF by GIPHY News

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And of course the pundit empathizing with Vance over couchfucking is named “Winkie”.

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