He’s not a couchf—er
he’s a couchf—ers mate,
He’s only f—ing couches
cos the couchf—ers late.
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We must all start calling him CF Vance.
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To quote actor/comedian David Cross, “David Cross is a dog f*cker.”
This little episode also reminds me of an anecdote I once read about LBJ.
Johnson was running for Senate and told his campaign manager to leak that his opponent diddled little boys. His campaign manager implored, “Lyndon, we can’t say that! It’s not true.” LBJ replied, “I know it’s not. I just want to hear him deny it.”
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Your headline is premature: Can you prove he didn’t fuck a couch? I will not rest until Congress launches a full-scale investigation.
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Honestly, if he does fuck couches, it would be one of the facts about him that I find least abhorrent. Ain’t no kink shaming here, so long as the couch is an adult and consenting.
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We use non-latex gloves in work but they are powder coated on the inside for (relative) comfort. I think latex gloves are non powdered due to allergies. Latex allergies are really common in healthcare, or were anyway.
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Well, he sure does look like a couch fucker, so if the divan fits…
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Maybe he’s an ironic couch fucker?
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Even if so, Popehat’s rule of goats applies.
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The fact that he and his kids were trying to find examples of a specific type of porn to prove to his wife that it “exists” should raise all sorts of questions, assuming that cover story is true.
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