Man, total clickbait.
So, after you clicked you didn’t get what you expected? You were… cheated? You expected a different name?
HOW COULD YOU EXPECT A DIFFERENT NAME?
You could edit the title to save everyone a click.
Clickbait doesn’t have to lead to something unexpected, just encourage a click to generate another pageload, ad revenue, etc.
Clickbait entices one to click.
I … suppose that’s true.
In the same way that music entices one to listen.
So… music is listenbait.
AND THESE WORDS ARE VIEWBAIT
#O THESE TRICKSY WORDS AND LETTERS
I, for one, think that, maybe, you could use a few of these, maybe:
I’m not quite sure why you’re being such a dick about this. Goodbye.
I was expecting “Bud Weedstealer”.
The clickbait discussion is like watching a Wittgenstein fever dream.
Surely ‘Bogart’ would have been perfecter…
Oh! There you go! “Rob Weed” is the perfect name for this guy! Good one!
Yes, came here for Bogart, now tears in my coffee.
Hey, bud, looks like you need something to help you relax, man.
Is there some sort of a plug-in or alternate URL which allows one to read BB sans the ever-increasing frequency of pot stories?
Whereof one cannot speak, one must post an animated gif: