John Roach, busted for stealing from pot dispensary, has perfect last name


#1

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#2

Man, total clickbait.


#3

So, after you clicked you didn’t get what you expected? You were… cheated? You expected a different name?

HOW COULD YOU EXPECT A DIFFERENT NAME?


#4

You could edit the title to save everyone a click.


#5

Clickbait doesn’t have to lead to something unexpected, just encourage a click to generate another pageload, ad revenue, etc.


#6

Clickbait entices one to click.

I … suppose that’s true.

In the same way that music entices one to listen.

So… music is listenbait.

 

AND THESE WORDS ARE VIEWBAIT

#O THESE TRICKSY WORDS AND LETTERS


#7

I, for one, think that, maybe, you could use a few of these, maybe:


#8

I’m not quite sure why you’re being such a dick about this. Goodbye.


#9

I was expecting “Bud Weedstealer”.


#10

The clickbait discussion is like watching a Wittgenstein fever dream.


#11

Felonious Blunt
Felonious Skunk
Rob Weed


#12

Surely ‘Bogart’ would have been perfecter…


#13

Wᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀY


#14

Oh! There you go! “Rob Weed” is the perfect name for this guy! Good one!


#15

Yes, came here for Bogart, now tears in my coffee. :crying_cat_face:


#16

Me too!


#17

Hey, bud, looks like you need something to help you relax, man.


#18

Is there some sort of a plug-in or alternate URL which allows one to read BB sans the ever-increasing frequency of pot stories?


#19

Whereof one cannot speak, one must post an animated gif:


#20

Google advanced search.
Or just scroll past the cannabis stories, which is probably easier. Personally I love 'em.