John Roach, busted for stealing from pot dispensary, has perfect last name

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Man, total clickbait.

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So, after you clicked you didn’t get what you expected? You were… cheated? You expected a different name?

HOW COULD YOU EXPECT A DIFFERENT NAME?

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You could edit the title to save everyone a click.

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Clickbait doesn’t have to lead to something unexpected, just encourage a click to generate another pageload, ad revenue, etc.

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Clickbait entices one to click.

I … suppose that’s true.

In the same way that music entices one to listen.

So… music is listenbait.

 

AND THESE WORDS ARE VIEWBAIT

#O THESE TRICKSY WORDS AND LETTERS

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I, for one, think that, maybe, you could use a few of these, maybe:

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I’m not quite sure why you’re being such a dick about this. Goodbye.

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I was expecting “Bud Weedstealer”.

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The clickbait discussion is like watching a Wittgenstein fever dream.

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Felonious Blunt
Felonious Skunk
Rob Weed

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Surely ‘Bogart’ would have been perfecter…

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Wᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀY

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Oh! There you go! “Rob Weed” is the perfect name for this guy! Good one!

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Yes, came here for Bogart, now tears in my coffee. :crying_cat_face:

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Me too!

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Hey, bud, looks like you need something to help you relax, man.

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Is there some sort of a plug-in or alternate URL which allows one to read BB sans the ever-increasing frequency of pot stories?

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Whereof one cannot speak, one must post an animated gif:

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Google advanced search.
Or just scroll past the cannabis stories, which is probably easier. Personally I love 'em.

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