Karen fails to impress this skateboarder

[Brainspore]

@Bozobub

I’d call the cops in .005 second.

That usually only works when it’s certain kinds of people calling to complain about certain kinds of other people.

[mcsnee]

@AJinNH

Karen is not far from committing assault.

Even without touching him, Karen is committing common-law assault (which, if Skater was injured as a result, would be enough to win him damages), which only requires that she threaten offensive contact. Once she makes offensive contact, she’s committed battery.

[prooftheory]

Skateboarders are doing something that looks scary and therefore I am afraid and therefore skateboarders must be stopped. I cannot be allowed to experience negative emotions. The world must adapt to me.