Kentucky's Noah's Ark religious attraction to open next summer

As horrendously awful and embarrassing as this stupid place is (speaking as a Kentuckian emigrant to Washington), I do have to give them credit for two things:

  1. Their logo is actually pretty clever and well-designed, with the waves forming the lower halves of the letters and the dove forming the upper leg of the K.
  2. The illustration has a distinctly EPCOT feel to it. Specifically, it reminds me of how the World Showcase is laid out. The Ark kind of even sits in the same place as Spaceship Earth, provided you flip EPCOTā€™s map upside-down. I want to think thatā€™s entirely coincidental, but the design chops evident in the logo have me wondering.
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If they were saltwater fish a lot of them would be fucked by the decrease in ocean salinity, but it would still be too saline for freshwater fish.

Now you know why they call it a ā€œprideā€ of lions! The first pride parade consisted of 2 lions.

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Iā€™m still convinced that the two giraffes are the same sex too. Female giraffes are shorter than male ones.

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the peacocks are as well, peahens look quite different.

also not accounted for, many animals donā€™t mate in paired couples.

also, why has no one brought up the next generation after the ark when every single species realizes their gene pool has been reduced to forced incest to survive! :slight_smile: When you only have 2 of each kind, their children only have their brothers and sisters to procreate with, humans included. (early jews werenā€™t very good at biology, and they didnā€™t take issue with brothers and sisters making babies. they also took no account for botany in their flood story)

The one with the peacocks is supposed to be gay. Note the roosters and cows and bucks and lions and warthog sows and ostriches. The rainbow is a bonus.

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We really shouldnā€™t give this project any publicity at all.

I donā€™t know about you, but Iā€™m dying to go there ironically, and somehow think a not insignificant percentage of their traffic will be aghast nonbelievers, curious to take a stroll through a wilderness of error.

But letā€™s not and say we did.

Letā€™s let it go bankrupt and be visible only, and sparingly, on http://reddit.com/r/AbandonedPorn ā€¦

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