Kid Rock canceling shows as “over half the band has f****** covid”

Originally published at: Kid Rock canceling shows as "over half the band has f****** covid" | Boing Boing

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“How could this completely predictable thing have happened to us!?”

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2-Jerry-Maguire-quotes

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South Dakota’s infection numbers increased 450% in the two weeks after Sturgis.

Folks at Billy Bob’s probably WILL miss him - Ft. Worth is a Trumper-fan, anti-mask, anti-vaccine hot spot.

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Bawitdaba da coughy cough diggy diggy diggy
hack up a loogie said hack up a loogie
Bawitdaba da coughy cough diggy diggy diggy
hack up a loogie said hack up a loogie

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Turns out they don’t need to do anything; Covid is beating him for us!

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If you hadn’t played at a F*****g superspreader event your band would probably have avoided getting COVID.

Congrats to the band members who weren’t S***heads and got themselves vacccinated. They have lessened their chance of dying.

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… FTFY

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Kid Rock could beat me at grenade juggling too. I would be weeping at the stupidity of someone who thought it was a good idea.

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Perhaps the whole band (espec Kid Rock) should mainline some Ivermectin and get those tour buses rolling again /s

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It’s an ill wind that blows no one any good

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The trick is to leave the pin in.

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alice in wonderland shrug GIF

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The controversial US singer, whose real name is… Kid “Dumb-as-a” Rock

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I guess I’m mildly surprised that Kid Rock has a band in the first place. I picture him more as a greasy-lowlife-shouting-over-a-portable-karaoke-system kind of artist. Come to think of it, there’s no reason to disappoint the folks at Billy Bob’s.

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Lung-scratch fever - no wait, that’s the other asshole, isn’t it.

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Seeing its face makes me wanna weep.

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Fucking close enough.

Jerk from Michigan
Check.

Crap music
Check.

An embarrassment to the species
Check.

Thick as two short planks
Check.

RethugliQnut
Check.

Ammosexual
Check.

Lacking any class, charm, and style
Check.

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