Kim Davis' official emails: "Soldier of Christ", whippings by homosexual mob, and more!

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Heaven is hell on gym socks.

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Where I was growing up, it was “The Dolphin”…

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She is certainly teetering dangerously close to the edge of sanity…
http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Multiple_exclamation_marks

Two is vulgar in my opinion.

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What!!

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Hey, at least it’s good to know that our civic officials have the backing of the supreme deity of the universe.

But seriously… “Weighted?”

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Is it too late to take part in the whippings?

My safe word is “******”

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By who?

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There are currently plenty of congresscritters who literally believe stuff like that.

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Heh. EULA Christians. That’s brilliant.

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Actually, many evangelicals don’t take it literally. There are plenty of evangelicals who still cling to old theological ideas but reject the idea of inerrant scriptures and even miracles and the virgin birth. But of course, many “evangelicals” wouldn’t call these folks evangelical. Educated evangelicals (they exist! Read Dr. Tony Campolo - he’s funny and intelligent, supports gay marriage and is a feminist, though he maintains evangelical theology!)

It’s just that fundamentalists tend to emerge out of evangelical and pentecostal camps. It’s kinda the next logical step, unless one is willing to question some old traditions. Personally, I read John 9 and read Jesus endorse a kind of agnosticism and see the value in that.

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“Christ what an asshole”

  • Jesus probably
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Ronald Reagan. Fascist, fool, war hawk, and religious nut all in one dangerous package. His acting skill did at least improve, after he became a politician.

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@anon61221983: In Minneapolis, they pulled no punches. The biggest gay bar was called The Gay 90’s.

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I’m genuinely shocked that Davis fought to keep these emails from being disclosed. She’s clearly very proud of her beliefs and it wasn’t exactly a secret that she acted on those beliefs rather than the law.

Then again it says something that she and her defenders knew how embarrassing this stuff would be.

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They could start their very own internet

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actually, it’s about ethics in heaven

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Shudder

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Let’s all hope there’s a heavenly laundromat to wash all those socks…I mean, we’re talking about 144K virgin men. Gross.

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At what point does ‘applied religious belief’ become ‘dangerous, delusional fantasy’?

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Not “does”; “did.”

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