Sounds like some people need to be arrested for loitering at the very least. This is vigilantism, not βvolunteeringβ. Nice spin, NBC News
well thatβs not goodβ¦
Have to think moRon is⦠not displeased⦠by this development. Expect him to start recruiting from these orgs any day.
Sounds like thereβs another set of positions where the requirements* (and restrictions) need to be reviewed and adjusted!
*like the ones for candidates running for office
Canβt wait for conservatives to say that he requested to have his windows smashed in before their hookup
Clearly, he has a weird broken glass kink⦠/s
Yup. Just waiting for something to blow up in my face here. Gotta love itβ¦
Huh. If they feel so strongly about it, surely they wonβt run any divorced candidates on the ticket. That would get rid of at least 2 of my least favorite GQPers from the national sceneβ¦
Fucking hypocrites.
Cross posted in Fuck Today.
Jordan Haskins is a former political candidate and a parolee in Michigan. He also happens to be a serial offender of a car-based fetish called βcranking.β If you werenβt aware of cranking, itβs the act of removing a carβs spark plug wires in order to make it run roughly to help achieve sexual gratification. Well, itβs apparently a very hard habit to shake, because Haskins was just caught doing it again.
According to MLive, this August police responded to a break-in on the property of a GMC dealership in Saginaw, Michigan. Officers found a broken window and blood on the door handles of two Cadillacs⦠blood that was eventually used to link Haskins to the crime.
Police interviewed the 32-year-old that very day and collected a DNA sample from him. A warrant for Haskinsβ arrest was issued on October 31, and a few days later, he was arrested.