Look at these photos and videos of armed men protesting the lockdown in Michigan

It would be hilarious if those Duck Dynasty doofuses have been wearing fake beards this whole time, and one gets filmed accidentally removing it at the end of the day: “Get this thing off of me. It itches like crazy! I can’t stand it.”

No joke, I knew a guy who was able to do that with a loaded Audi S8L. The only criteria are that the vehicle weigh over 6000 lbs and be used for work. He was a sales rep.

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Do we need a celebrity spokesperson?

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I realized recently that “stay safe” is the new “see ya later” or “have a nice day.”

Something about “stay safe” doesn’t really comport with a bunch of guys marching around with guns.

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“Stay out of range.”

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Social distancing

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The Party of Lincoln has changed itself to The Party of George Lincoln Rockwell.

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It’s a good name. They arm themselves, and they’re backward.

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I guess some of the WA farmers’ markets are going to try and do drive through. Which should be interesting.

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I’m intrigued!

Which Seanan McGuire book is that?

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Is there a sub for shitty capitalization? This isn’t r/keming material but I feel it should be mentioned.

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I beg to differ. They called their protest operation gridlock and set out to snarl traffic. This was the goal. The hospital was a hostage with the implicit threat that they can do it again.

They’ve been popular among the militia set in the Great Lakes for longer than that, but almost never actually have plates in them, because as you note that makes them heavy.

It makes sense when you consider two things, alcohol detox is horrible and we really can’t spare the beds right now and it helps keep people compliant with the major restrictions. People will travel for alcohol and break isolation in a way they won’t for housewares.

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Spoilers at the link.

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I once knew a guy who managed to arrange a Honda VTR1000 Firestorm as his “work” vehicle.

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Well, he can’t very well execute a wire-fu tackle out the driver’s side of an E-350…

Mission Impossible 2 collision

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Wait, this was a LESBIAN far-right lunatic protest?

I’ll see myself out, sorry.

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Obligatory: Infinite Schwarzenegger

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