Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/26/maga-dilirously-blames-baltimore-bridge-collapse-on-the-border-er-covid-er-ww3-video.html
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No, the real conspiracy is everyone saying the bridge collapsed in the first place. The bridge is fine. Do your own research!
Also, if you show me a picture of a missing bridge, that’s Photoshop. Or a deepfake. Or AI. Or something.
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Yeah…ship oil doesn’t burn hot enough to melt steel. Everybody knows this!
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i hear that Hunter Biden’s laptop was the autopilot for a cargo load of Mexican EVs trunks loaded with fentanyl and thats when the Jewish space laser kicked in; oh and it was all part of rampant ‘urban’ crimes anyway
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We all know this is just another salvo in the War on Christmas.
Hm. Early this year.
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I’m just surprised how many bridge structural engineers are showing up on social media.
But then, I forget sometimes that Lorenzo the sheep-****er was also, for 20 years, Lorenzo the bridge-builder.
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Just wait until the solar eclipse in a couple of weeks.
No doubt there will be screams that it is a Sign From An Angry God… said god being angry about the usual bullshit according to the usual suspects.
And Lord Dampnut will take credit for restoring the sun.
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All of this is batshit crazy, of course.
But honestly, the last one… So a foreign actor wants to start WW3 by knocking down a bridge in Maryland.
OK.
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Maybe social media was a mistake, and random thoughts shouldn’t be able to so easily go viral.
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And how about this tweet minutes before the collapse actually happened?
Classic false flag!
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MSM is suppressing the eyewitness accounts that someone who looks vaguely like David Copperfield was seen near the scene moments before.
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Who woulda thought that Baltimore would be ground zero for WWIII? Expect the Most bridge in Naberezhnye Chelny to go next as retaliation.
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My favorite that I spotted this morning was “Libs blew it up, you know how they all hate Frances Scott Key.”
When I heard the bridge collapsed, after I wondered about the people and damage, I did vaguely wonder why the name sounded familiar. I mean, I haven’t heard it in probably 40 years from school. Did I miss a memo on who to hate? And why do I hate a 200-year-dead songwriter?
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Because of kneeling for the national anthem or something, probably.
These are not serious people.
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One of the ships involved in the “rockets’ red glare” attack on Fort M’Henry in Baltimore is found, and soon after, the Frances Scott Key bridge is blown up!
eta:
HMS Terror!
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Everything has to be a premeditated act to these assholes. It’s always part of some larger sinister plot. As if “real” accidents don’t ever happen.
“Oh, of course, right before I am to give my big speech to the board of directors I puke up some of my 3-martini lunch all over my suit. Just perfect. . . a little too perfect if you ask me. Now Bill from accounting will have to give the presentation-- you win this round, Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy!”
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