Little boxes in the bathroom
Little boxes made of cardboard
Little boxes, little boxes
Little boxes all the same
There’s a white one and another white one
And a scuffed one and a pristine one
And they’re all full of secret stuff
And they all look just the same
And the papers in the boxes
All went walkies from secure locations
And they all get put in boxes
Little boxes all the same
And there’s valets and there’s lawyers
And a body man
And they all handle all the boxes
And they all look inside
And they all work at the golf resort
And they all drink the diet coke
And they all work for an asshole
And they all think that’s fine
And the lawyers all write affidavits
And then go to court
And the valets hide some boxes
And they all come out the same
Little boxes in the bathroom
Little boxes in the ballroom
Little boxes in the basement
Little boxes all the same
There’s a white one, and another white one
And another white one and another white one
And they’re all full of secret stuff
And they all look just the same
