Oh, c’mon. Batman throws down a smoke bomb and disappears in the confusion. I’m sure you can find a DC or Marvel or Republican character for whom a python would be appropriate.
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That I probably could, but we already have too many cartoon characters masquerading as legit public figures.
I wouldnt want to further encourage them.
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IT’S…
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Bingo!
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i season what you did there
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Pardon me, but I think I have a new avatar, and favorite word.
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No ‘pardon’ necessary, it’s all yours; I got a million of 'em.
Just credit “Melz” if anyone should ever ask.
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If you love something, let it go. If it slithers back it’s yours forever. If it escapes through the kitchen and eats a stray cat then it’s best to just keep walking.
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Going home to fetch the bigger snake really ruins the comedic timing of the whole Paul Hogan “That’s not a snake / THIS is a snake” thing.
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Sushi, why did it have to be sushi!
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Strange that in this report (and others) there’s no mention of WHICH sushi restaurant.
But I was pretty sure, and further digging confirmed, that it’s our regular place for many years.
The name? I’m not going to say it either — I want to get a hand roll before they run out!
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That’s the last we’ll hear of that sushi restaurant’s badger problem.
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My understanding is that snakes are mostly muscle.
if that was true wouldn’t they grow if you pull on them?
I tried it once and I agree. It tastes like reptile.
If it’s 13 feet long and a pet, it’s most likely a Burmese python. They’re known to be temperamental. They don’t attack people willy-nilly but they do get aggressive when threatened, and their bites are hard and painful. If it was thrown into a crowd of people it could easily clamp on to someone’s leg and refuse to let go. Even if a snake has spent its life in captivity, it can never be considered domesticated or tame.
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