Man arrested for eating leg of pedestrian killed by train

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/27/man-arrested-for-eating-leg-of-pedestrian-killed-by-train.html

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He look like this by any chance?

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comedy central GIF by Workaholics

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His mistake was not saying “If you’re not going to eat that, can I have it?” to the emergency workers at the scene before running off with the leg. That’s just rude.

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I don’t remember anything about this in the “Food Disgust” test earlier

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How would you answer the following:
Would you not not eat a fresh leg* found at an accident site?
Would you eat a fresh leg* a friend brought to you from an accident site?
Would you eat a fresh leg* a stranger brought to you from an accident site?

*human leg
Thanks, @jerwin for forcing my edit.

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So… do we taste like chicken? :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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Pork. Long pork.

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At least it’s a large muscle, making much less likely he will get Cruzfield-Jacobsen disease.

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what do you have against roadkill?

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He took that 5-second pretty serious.

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Or was it salty?

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“You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!”

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Wanted for questioning

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I mean finder keepers.

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Dammit. My money was on the zombie apocalypse beginning in Florida.

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“He also had multiple outstanding warrants.”

You don’t say…

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You are supposed to get the police to eat the leg, not do it yourself!

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So, does this mean that if it hadn’t been the scene of an accident there would have been no specific law preventing him from practicing casual cannibalism on a public street?

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