Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/20/man-busted-after-purposely-goi.html
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it was O’Reilly himself who, once alone in the dry cell, removed eight Kinder Surprise eggs from his rectum. A guard had to then collect the eggs and photograph them
Talk about a shit job. Did he at least put them up on Instagram with a filter?
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Florida Man Disappointed Kinder Surprise Eggs Not Available in US
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Man, how come I never find MDMA or weed in my Kinder surprise eggs? Usually it’s just some stupid plastic toy.
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Kinder Surprise eggs smuggled in his butt
Everybody needs an occupation.
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This is a man with a solid business plan.
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I can’t be the only one who read that headline and immediately began pondering how that chocolate shell could withstand those pressures.
I suppose the capsules in question are readily available and can be procured without arousing suspicion, though I expect professionals surely must make use of containers better suited to the job (though undoubtedly not half as newsworthy).
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Never, ever put this guy in charge of hiding the Easter eggs.
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You aren’t getting them from someone’s butt?
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He’s only #2.
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In the immortal words of Veronica Mars;
Worst Easter egg hunt; EVER.
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What came first? The mule, or the egg?
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If they take your belongings when you’re processed, how does this guy expect to get paid?
Also reminds me of a pair of Canadians, a mouse, and a bottle of beer.
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I think I liked Kinder eggs better when the “surprise” was a toy, rather than the fact that they’d been in some guy’s butt.
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The egg shape is “designed” to withstand exactly that kid of pressure. The heat, on the other hand, …
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These damn butt-smugglers are why Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the USA. 
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