Man busted after purposely going to jail to sell drug-filled Kinder Surprise eggs smuggled in his butt


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/20/man-busted-after-purposely-goi.html


#2

it was O’Reilly himself who, once alone in the dry cell, removed eight Kinder Surprise eggs from his rectum. A guard had to then collect the eggs and photograph them

Talk about a shit job. Did he at least put them up on Instagram with a filter?


#3

Florida Man Disappointed Kinder Surprise Eggs Not Available in US


#4

Man, how come I never find MDMA or weed in my Kinder surprise eggs? Usually it’s just some stupid plastic toy.


#5

Kinder Surprise eggs smuggled in his butt

Everybody needs an occupation.


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Zvet0


#8

This is a man with a solid business plan.


#9

I can’t be the only one who read that headline and immediately began pondering how that chocolate shell could withstand those pressures.

I suppose the capsules in question are readily available and can be procured without arousing suspicion, though I expect professionals surely must make use of containers better suited to the job (though undoubtedly not half as newsworthy).


#10

Never, ever put this guy in charge of hiding the Easter eggs.


#11

You aren’t getting them from someone’s butt?


#12

He’s only #2.


#13

In the immortal words of Veronica Mars;

Worst Easter egg hunt; EVER.


#14

jelly


#15

What came first? The mule, or the egg?


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#17

If they take your belongings when you’re processed, how does this guy expect to get paid?

Also reminds me of a pair of Canadians, a mouse, and a bottle of beer.

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#18

I think I liked Kinder eggs better when the “surprise” was a toy, rather than the fact that they’d been in some guy’s butt.


#19

The egg shape is “designed” to withstand exactly that kid of pressure. The heat, on the other hand, …


#20

These damn butt-smugglers are why Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the USA. :angry: