Man convicted of urinating on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse, while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass

What’s with the thought crime charges?

I’m going to go way out on a limb here and guess drugs and alcohol were involved. I can just imagine this guy meeting up with his friends from here on out… “OK Joe, we were thinking of going down to the pub… We’re um, not going to have any, you know, fire extinguisher incidents are we?”

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No, this man is a nihilist, there’s nothing to be afraid of.

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don’t blame drugs on this. alcohol.

Damn. Now I have to update my Perv Test and my score is going to drop.

Jim Lahey?!

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So, um, where’s the fire, buddy?

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Fire extinguisher up the ass while shouting abuse about Pakistan?

That must have been some mighty spicy curry!

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Was it a “Class A” fire extinguisher?

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Another fire in London?

I thought that was supposed to be a family act though!

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It is very obvious that the fellow just had too much tea…

According to my British friend, that’s Wales.

“to buy a used cat” wtf?! Thank you, xkcd plugin for making all headlines more awesome!

The only thing that comes to my mind is “Is Rob Ford on holiday?”

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Not all drugs, to be sure. Possibly the best decision this guy could have made that whole night would have been to go back to his room and smoke up a half of some dank.

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Yeah this definitely seems like the kind of behavior that qualifies as insane.

Of course if there is a reasonable explanation I’d love to hear it!

Gee. When did they make that illegal?

It’s a shame that the Englishman peed on your rug, Hassan. It really tied the room together.

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Top notch. Smoother entry with a tight bottom and a mellow finish.