Man convicted of urinating on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse, while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass

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If it does turn out to be Rob Ford on holiday then we can pretty much wrap up the internet and call it for the decade.

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He was either masturbating or urinating. One precludes the other.

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Only if one has a functioning prostate.

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Bingo!

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Oh right, like this has never happened to any of you…

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Christ, what a flame-retardant asshole…

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Rob “Laughable Bumblefuck” Ford?

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Pffft. We’re perfectly capable of behaving like that just with beer.

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I am a single woman. If anyone could forward his contact details to me I would be very grateful.

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See, this is what the end-stages of ‘racial purity’ look like.

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I think that the largest favor this guy could do ‘the white race’ would probably involve suicide.

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Not all that original. I believe this was a skit on Pee Wee’s Playhouse.

Well, I guess that all art is derivative to some degree.

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3: urinated on carpet, “I’m from sheffield”, shouting.

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Well, “I’m from Sheffield” is going to be my all-purpose excuse now.

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And another thing. That carpet really tied the room together.

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Usually, for THIS level of wierd, you need to be on a Japanese Game Show. . . .

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Not 100%. And there’s enough weird going on here that I don’t think this incongruity is anywhere near impossible.

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You’re all wrong. He is evidently preening himself for public office and will take on Boris Johnson in the next election for Lord Mayor of London.

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Usually you only see this sort of behaviour in the House of Lords.

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. . . or Congress. . .