Man finds 3 ounces of weed hidden inside drink can purchased at Walmart

[Lanthade]

Am I the only one who noticed that the guy in the video was talking the whole time but they never actually put any part of the interview into the report? Makes me wonder just how bad his interview was.

[SpunkyTWS]

Please tell me you’re working on a book called Ever Tell You About The Time…?.

[Shirley_LeGitte]

It would have to very compressed, to fit three ounces into a 24 fl oz. can.

[IronEdithKidd]

A standard food vacuum sealer would do the trick, no?

[teroro_mighty]

that’s one of those cans from the head shop. the pot actually belonged to the gf but she didnt want her bf to know when he discovered it so she lied.

[wrecksdart]

@frauenfelder

She insisted she bought the drink at Wal-Mart. Netzler decided to call police leave the house briefly to visit the local coffee shop for another bag of that outstanding Costa Rican dark that Keanu’s girlfriend enjoyed so much, and while he was out…well, there was the grocery store on the left…he popped in for a bag of mixed vegetables and onion dip, a pecan pie, two bags of Kewl Ranch chips, one bag of barBque chips, a gallon of mOreO ice cream, extra large boxes of Lucky Charms, Cheerios, and Chex Mix, four gallons of soymilk–NO BEER BECAUSE THIS STATE BLOWS AND DOESN’T SELL BEER IN THE GOTDAMN GROCERY STORE BUT THASSOKAY I HOMEBREW–and two quarts of heavy cream, strawberries, five red grapefruit, blueberries, raspberries, apples (any but the honeycrisp or red delicious), two gallons of unsweetened apple cider, a coke, three six-packs of that fizzy peligrino sweetwater stuff, a pineapple, herbal tea, two loaves of bread, three pounds of smoked turkey, lettuce, mayo, onions, tomato, half pound of swiss, pound of muenster, kalamata olives, walnuts, a 10-pack of Brown Cow cream-on-top yogurt, and a Twix bar.

FTFY

[anon63496581]

@frauenfelder

cement sleeve

Shouldn’t that be concrete?

[SquidgyB]

That was my guess, in all honesty.

[Mister44]

Impossible! Weed is illegal in Utah! The Mormons own it, for crying out loud. They would never allow this. I think it was part of a DEA sting.

[redesigned]

@frauenfelder

Netzler decided to call police.

why can’t we have happy news stories?

@AnthonyI

3 Oz in a 24 Oz can, what a rip off!

3oz is going to be a tight fit even without the cement sleeve for the extra weight. not sure how this would fit unless it was bricked in there.

[Mister44]

Thanks for the info, I was curious how much that was.

[anon33466019]

I just might do that…

[Matt_Schwartz]

A quick google did find this

http://www.marijuanapackaging.com/arizona-green-tea-stash-can.html

[anon33466019]

Okay, @doctorow, I’ll pay you a couple grand to help get this book of real, truthful short stories published. No, really. 200 ish pages, mostly funny, some obscene some sad?

[SamWinston]

Something else doesn’t seem right.

If you get a can of soda and you can’t open it…is your first reaction to cut the thing in half?

[shaddack]

@SamWinston

If you get a can of soda and you can’t open it…is your first reaction to cut the thing in half?

The first reaction would be shaking it. If there’s no liquid sloshing inside, THEN do the cutting.

[bolamig]

That’s no way to treat weed.

[L_Mariachi]

Not only that, it comes in Mucho Mango too, just like the one in the story:

[popobawa4u]

@Mister44

Impossible! Weed is illegal in Utah! The Mormons own it, for crying out loud. They would never allow this. I think it was part of a DEA sting.

I thought that Mormon’s forbade tea as well, and they only substituted one for the other.

[IronEdithKidd]

Chapter 16…I’m still giggling.