Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/17/man-investigates-motherf.html
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I think I prefer this to âgentlemanâ.
I love this guy. Great voice. He should totally be on the local news.
âThatâs all from the scene of the accident here on Claymont Street. Now back to you mother f**ckers in the studio.â
McNulty and Bunk investigate a traffic accidentâŚ
I would like a young Samuel L. Jackson to play this mother-fucker in the film adaptation.
OK, somebody has to post thisâŚ
or thisâŚ
Actually this is a scene from the new reboot of CSI starring Samuel L. Jackson. Coming THIS Fall.
This police in New Oedipus, South Carolina are going to be busy.
I wanna know if they found the motherfuckers car!
Thatâs what can happen when you park on the street. We need more off-street parking. Itâs only takes one MoFo to ruin a streetparkerâs day.
i was waiting for the culpritâs car to be at the end of the trail, with the motherfucker just sleeping it off on the sidewalkâŚ
âwell, look hereâŚjust look at this motherfuckerâ.
that happened to me once - I was the last motherfucker in the line - got a scratch on my fender from what was left of the drivers fender which was sticking out like a hang nail. He wrecked 4 cars and my small scratch. He left behind a wheel just like this guy and drove another mile or so on 3 wheels with a shower of sparks coming out of where the wheel used to be⌠How do I know?I was up on a ladder working on a light fixture when I saw him drive by. I had heard a crash a few moments before. I climbed down and went to look where I parked just in caseâŚ
Ah, the poet we need and deserve in these troubled times. Beautiful.
Itâs like the last four years of our US democracy acted out in cars. Somewhere, way down the road, Trump is still driving.
That is the perfect analogy
Does anyone need a bambulance?
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Looks like the work of Dolemite