Wait…are you FRENCH Canadian?
Hi, cuz! (pure laine on my grandmother’s side)
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So. Damned. POLITE!!!111!!
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Don’t you think you are stereotyping us a little?
Sorry, didn’t mean to get all shouty.
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Stay great America!
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“The Americans are our best friends whether we like it or not.”
-speech in the House of Commons by Robert Thompson, the leader of the Social Credit Party early in the 1960’s
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Some people seem to doubt our sincerity!
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From the comments:
Hey Canada,
Tim Horton’s donut selection sucks and the coffee is only okay. The Tragically Hip are basically an off-brand John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band.
Oh, that’s it. You crossed a line.
Trump 2016. I didn’t think you could possibly have done anything to deserve it, but now I’m convinced.
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To be fair, everything at Tim Horton’s in the US tastes like cardboard.
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I bet they can’t even get the maple cream!
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I have no idea. I won’t set foot in Tim Horton’s in the US. You know, because cardboard.
Oh, hey, forgot to mention this, but last week I got a bag of All Dressed at my local grocery store (you know, like 40 miles from Canada). They’re OK. Not nearly as good as Ketchup.
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Humpty Dumpty brand?
The American-made Lays “All Dressed” are shit, and expensive. Lay’s “Tikka Masala” is surprisingly incredibly good, however.
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Wait wait wait… y’all don’t have Hickory Sticks either? O_o
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Meanwhile… in Canada…
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Oh, God, the comments on that one…
Abandon all hope, ye who tread there.
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As someone who works in academia… I’m only surprised that he voiced these opinions outloud or allowed himself to be filmed saying them.
The things tenured profs say behind closed door… hoo boy
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The image used on the current (just arrived today) Economist with the headline “Liberty moves north: Canada’s example to the world”…
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Dear Economist:
We have had liberty for some time now (and not what you are pleased to call “economic liberty” - actual liberty). We don’t need to import it.
Regards,
Canada
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No Hickory Sticks? I’d be lost - Hickory Sticks and pepperoni sticks are my comfort foods…
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