If it wasn’t for Canada and oMike, I wouldn’t have had to post this.
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Shame on @OtherMichael for making Cary post a screaming cat!
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#Don’t insult screaming cats!
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Meanwhile in Canada…
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#MY HEART ASPLODE
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“Don’t you know what duplicates are?”
“Sure. There’s five kids up in Canada.”
“Well, I wouldn’t know about that. I haven’t been to Canada in years.” - Groucho and Chico Marx in A Night at the Opera (source)
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Always a good day to bring up the Dionne quintuplets!!
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If it wasn’t for Canada, tumblr would have fewer meeses.
If it wasn’t for @Missy_Pants’ hell hounds, Canadians wouldn’t have to wear mukluks 365 days a year…
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Toronto is weird…
All hail the glow cloud?
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Is Trudeau attempting to dissolve Parliament?
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Wrong city. 
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The thrilling conclusion to the gold butt smuggling!
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If it wasn’t for Canada, I might not have a shred of hope right now…
Save us, Trudeau. You’re our only hope.
Save us, Trudeau. You’re our only hope.
Save us, Trudeau. You’re our only hope.
Please, annex the west coast at the very least…
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You may have to return to a Great Lakes state to have any hope of that happening.
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That was going to be my next request… The blue areas around the Lakes.
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I’m good with that!
And technically, northern Michigan and Wisconsin were prime immigration areas from Canada to the States, so it’s a coming home of sorts.
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Oh Canada…
In case you thought it was all maple syrup and poutine…
In the wake of the Donald’s stunning win, Leitch doubled down on her pledge to screen for anti-Canadian values at the border.
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She should build a wall. And make the US pay for it.
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I agree.
The next time she tries to return from the US, she’d be turned back.
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