Well, if he was doing it locally, his lips would probably freeze to the tailpipe, and the bus would blow him up…
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True as far as it goes, but “die of exposure” needs to be further broken down into “cold”, “radiation”, “pathogens” and “Kevin O’Leary”.
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Dammit no! Y’all stay there and clean up this mess you made!!
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Meanwhile… Canadian Church groups are being denied entry to the USA…
And the Girl Guides have cancelled all US travel for the foreseeable future…
Little girls and churchy do-gooders…
America, are you ok?
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Of course, and getting greater every day!
For certain, limited definitions of the term “America” primarily involving rich, white men.
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I really want to know how FauxNews is spinning this whole “24million” will lose health insurance… but I don’t want to look… so I shall guess that they’re saying the number is fake news?
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Close enough.
“Trump administration disagrees with CBO report on health care”
Tom Price, the Health and Human Services secretary, downplayed the report and said, “we disagree strenuously with the report that was put out. It’s just not believable is what we would suggest.”
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Jesus this is a clusterfuck isn’t it…
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If they eat canadians, shouldn’t our new national bird be one that eats mexicans?
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#REPEAT:
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Pfft whatever, you’re not the boss of us! 
Here have some maple bacon poutine from McDonalds.
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I didn’t bring a lunch today, maybe I’ll go get some and document it for the BBS. 
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We need to switch to Stellar’s Sea Eagles…
Big enough to take a Golden Eagle.
However, Bald Eagles know our real enemy:
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Is poutine pie a thing?
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