Ooooooh Canada!
I will be in my bunk
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Just a cover story for their advanced psych-warriors
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If we didn’t have Canada, our Russian professor emeritus would not be stressed about those 30 million canadians perched on our northern border.
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You sound like a Highlander?
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Nah, more like these guys:
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Hmmm, I could do a North/South Fusion Poutine… We have a Peruvian place that delivers – I can just add curds to a Lomo Saltado.
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Ya know, perhaps my wardrobe is part of the problem?
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If it wasn’t for Canada, the only hockey equipment I would have is my breezers. 
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If it wasn’t for Canada PBS would be a bit less intellectual.
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Without Canada, I wouldn’t have one of my favorite queens.
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You’re right. Some say that Canada is America’s hat - I say America is Canada’s toilet.
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Without Canada TUMBLR would have a lot more storage space…
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If Florida is Canada’s penis, then Canada ought to go and get that shit checked out.
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“doctor, it comes out like key lime pie”
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Texas is Canada’s hemorrhoids?
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Canada is the Jerri Blank of countries?
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Those are metric years, right?
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Good point.
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