Originally published at: MTG wants no batteries in bible belt
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Ummm,
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If the plant is in her district (which seems like it is) she’ll be taking credit for it once it opens and 3500 people have decent jobs up there. I believe she’s done the same with the solar panel factory up in Dalton (previously known for carpet).
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It’s the brain drain. Her brain is draining.
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Extremely stupid shit.
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That’s our Marjorie! God bless her little heart.
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This is such an outdated notion from MTG. In reality less than 30% of Georgians are currently employed in the Bible manufacture industry today.
Besides, do we really want to go back to a time when child workers were routinely losing limbs in gospel-pressing machines and parable threshers?
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But how will folks drive to church when the oil runs out? Have you thought of that, Marge? Well, have you?
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Whether we’re talking about fascists or Libertarians or both, these power- and money-hungry simpletons can only conceive of anything as a zero-sum game.
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“Woman with solar-powered brain only comes out at night…”
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Is YES an acceptable answer if it gets those inquisitive little brats out of them learnin’ places? /s (not sure when sarcasm applies anymore with shit this stupid)
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Apparently, Bibles + The Modern World is a zero-sum equation to MTG.
edit: oops, just noticed gracchus’ very similar observation posted around the same time.
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So, peaches are in a distant third place now? They’re going to need to change their license plates, and half of the street names.
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We should be the peanut state… SC produces far more peaches than we do…
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Fine, Marge. One of the blue states will gladly take the jobs. Idiot.
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Oh, they’ll build it… and as I said, she’ll end up trying to take credit… she’s just trying to appeal to her bigoted base here… There really isn’t anything she can do about a new plant going in.
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The bible-making industry relies on the small fingers of children to wedge camels through needle-eyes.
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I stand behind my vibrating Bible Below-the-Belt™* idea.
*batteries not included
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With out batteries, how are you going to power your Jesus shaped vibrator? Riddle me that, Batman? (I see now the comment above me is similar, but I thought about it after reading the headline so I am sticking with it.)
Why does she hate capitalism?
who is worth $11 million
Pffftttt. Choke, what? God damn it, I should have applied myself more.
Kids these days have never lost a finger in a saddle stitch machine and it shows.
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One of her constituents should show her the bible on a kindle.
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