Melania Trump assures voters that husband Donald isn't Hitler

I did not know Tito was half Slovenian! That would have been the better comparison, no question.

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Jonathan Swift covered this in Gulliver’s Travels: the Lilliputian High-Heels and Low-Heels political parties.

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It’s a strange time when “he’s totally not Hitler, guys” is considered something worth espousing.

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Christopher Walken, where are you? We need your powers

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They’re at least easy to defeat, you just need to know the magic word, Eulalie.

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For someone that wishes to unite his rhetoric is pretty damned divisive.

Hitler or no, I’ll never vote for the man, unless he turns out to be Andy Kauffman on the grandest long con ever.

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

But if we should look for more contemporary leaders to compare him with, how about Silvio Berlusconi?

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Of all the people in the world who might secretly be Andy Kaufman, Donald Trump has got to be a frontrunner.

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holy shit, you guys…

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In this election we’ve had Trump’s wife assuring voters that Trump is not Hitler, and Cruz’ wife assuring voters that Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer. I wish it was merely funny.

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I find those poorly designed summaries annoying… Do you know how many clicks it took me to find her bust size?

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we? Who’s we?
Do you have any links with the Stasi that the bbs should know about?

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Myself and all of my communist brothers and sisters who, up to this point, I thought included you. Methinks there is a heretic to excise from Sup Marxists.

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Eulalie…

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This only now occurred to me:

  • He’s not a billionaire - he just plays one on TV.
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You win the internet. That’s gold.

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You’re too kind!

It felt like a revelation :smile:

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Of course it was — the election of Donald Trump means that the apocalypse will be upon us.

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