CarlMud:
The problem with the infinite monkeys theorem is that it assumes the monkeys choose letters randomly and are thus perfect random letter generators that, given an infinite amount of time would eventually write Shakespeare, but monkeys, like humans, are irrational and aren’t going to choose to hit a completely random letter the next time.
Even if the monkeys are only an ℵ0 infinity, since the works of Shakespeare are of finite length, the infinite monkey solution works for any probability distribution of keystrokes that assigns a non-zero probability to each key being hit at any given time.
Infinity is a damn lot.
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Do you mean that his didn’t work either?
Enkita
July 19, 2016, 9:13pm
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I regret that I only have one like to give for this post.
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Though apparently <sub> tages don’t work on BBS?
Enkita
July 19, 2016, 9:16pm
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They don’t seem to align properly with the baseline, but I couldn’t be bothered to check the transformed page source.
Kennedy only attracted flak after he had been elected and accomplished things.
Trump hasn’t been elected, and he has other people do and then brag about, his work.
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I feel like I need a shower or 5 after reading that. Yuck.
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d_r
July 19, 2016, 11:08pm
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That’s why we called him “Dada.”
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The funny thing is the irony. She’s his third wife and she’s preaching that he’ll “never give up on you.” Uh huh. Wonder if #4 will fall for that too?
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Backie
July 20, 2016, 12:58am
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Virtual monkeys yeah. Real monkeys not so much
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pjcamp
July 20, 2016, 1:01am
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Piracy goes with the shirt, doesn’t it?
It’s a theme.
Someone else pointed this out as well.
Not just his marriages, but he also gives up on business relationships when they don’t pan out the way they were expected to; leaving his former partners to take the losses.
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And 4 bankruptcies - so the “you” that he’ll never let down excludes wives and creditors.
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I think Trump will need 4 -brides . com
Oh yeah, then how’d she catch this? And fly-fishing no less!
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