It’s only an accomplishment if one is going for the “Pillage and Plunder” Steam Achievement on their tombstone.
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Beat me to it;
We couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.
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Please, please. Do you sell your car and just go carless before looking for your next car? You can’t expect Donald J. Trump to have to go without a trophy wife while looking for the next one…just wouldn’t be reasonable.
/S
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What IS it with this family?
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Those are just common sense shoe designs. My mum was designing shoes like that 40 years ago. Don’t make a big issue out of it.
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“If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of cobbler shops…”
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For Christsakes! The differences are obvious:
Trump’s shoe has a longer tassel and the front strap is much fuzzier.
Jesus, what’s wrong with you people?
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I derived undue pleasure making this:
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The last comment says it all, for me. 
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I make great balls, we can dangle them there right over the gulf. It would stimulate Florida, and I would get BP to pay for it! And they’d want to, they can put their drills right on top of them.
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Build up that wall, Mr. Trump! Build up that wall!
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Around Melania? At least then she won’t see wife number 4 coming!
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Is that a shoe, a stripper pole or a precipice?
He probably already has ordered one from the on-line catalog…
Putin gave him a great deal. The best deal! Just amazing!
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Worked for Kennedy.
You can, however, cease to worry about them by making yourself go boom. Not that I am advocating this solution…though launching ICBMs is pretty much a suicide note.
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The last time it caught fire was in 1969. I think we have had a good run, let’s make sure that it doesn’t happen again, perhaps by choosing our elected leaders wisely at all levels of government.
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Ya know, people like this Mr. Willis have a ethical responsibility to tweet some aloe vera after a burn like that.
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