Beat me to it;
We couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.
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Please, please. Do you sell your car and just go carless before looking for your next car? You can’t expect Donald J. Trump to have to go without a trophy wife while looking for the next one…just wouldn’t be reasonable.
/S
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What IS it with this family?
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Those are just common sense shoe designs. My mum was designing shoes like that 40 years ago. Don’t make a big issue out of it.
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“If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of cobbler shops…”
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For Christsakes! The differences are obvious:
Trump’s shoe has a longer tassel and the front strap is much fuzzier.
Jesus, what’s wrong with you people?
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The last comment says it all, for me. 
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I make great balls, we can dangle them there right over the gulf. It would stimulate Florida, and I would get BP to pay for it! And they’d want to, they can put their drills right on top of them.
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Build up that wall, Mr. Trump! Build up that wall!
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Around Melania? At least then she won’t see wife number 4 coming!
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Is that a shoe, a stripper pole or a precipice?
He probably already has ordered one from the on-line catalog…
Putin gave him a great deal. The best deal! Just amazing!
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Worked for Kennedy.
You can, however, cease to worry about them by making yourself go boom. Not that I am advocating this solution…though launching ICBMs is pretty much a suicide note.
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The last time it caught fire was in 1969. I think we have had a good run, let’s make sure that it doesn’t happen again, perhaps by choosing our elected leaders wisely at all levels of government.
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Ya know, people like this Mr. Willis have a ethical responsibility to tweet some aloe vera after a burn like that.
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Even if the monkeys are only an ℵ0 infinity, since the works of Shakespeare are of finite length, the infinite monkey solution works for any probability distribution of keystrokes that assigns a non-zero probability to each key being hit at any given time.
Infinity is a damn lot.
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Do you mean that his didn’t work either?
