Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/28/men-hired-to-tie-up-and-tickle.html
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People are interesting.
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Interesting is one word. Thundering dumbshits is another.
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I knew he’d beat the rap.
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Good thing the homeowner didn’t have a gun.
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Sounds like the porn version of a Coen brothers movie
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It’s fortunate that Griffiths didn’t stipulate, “Now – NO MATTER WHAT I SAY ONCE YOU"RE IN THE HOUSE, EVEN IF I SEEM HORRIFIED AND TRULY SURPRISED OR GIVE YOU A FAKE NAME – tie me up…” etc.
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Oz isn’t quite as trigger happy as the giant gun locker that is the US.
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Didn’t something along those lines figure into the plot of American Gigolo?
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Yeah but this is Griffith we are talking about. Based on historical events, the ticklers in this event are lucky it didn’t trigger an armed conflict which would echo down the generations.
Also: I wonder exactly what industry the $5000 was coming from? Who has that sort of cash to throw around?
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Big Feather?
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You know the Coens haven’t done that genre yet unless you count Burn After Reading.
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The town of Griffith was long home to the Calabrian Mafia in Australia.
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Trying to think of the series of career and life choices that would lead to being a $5000/night tickle bandit.
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Not to kink-judge, but hiring people to threaten and tickle the person in the house where you used to live seems a bit odd.
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Here’s the decision.
http://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/nsw/NSWDC/2020/239.html
They were arrested at Kevin’s house, enjoying eggs and coffee.
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How does one even locate a break in and tickle service? Asking for a friend.
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fetlife.
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