Michael Avenatti says Donald Trump Jr. "will be indicted before his birthday"


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/11/michael-avenatti-says-donald-t.html


#2

Probably too soon for the mini-me tag. :cry:


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#4

less talk, more action.


#5

This is kind of like predicting that Otis Campbell will end up spending the night in the Mayberry hoosegow. Junior may not be a drunk, but his inherent stupidity means there’s a good chance he’d walk into federal prison if he was given the key.


#6

show%20me%20the%20true%20bill


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#8

Indicted ain’t convicted. Which leads me to ask: what would Muller gain with a toothless indictment? The threat of indictment is a much bigger stick.

For this reason, I’ll take Avenatti’s bet for a thousand. No indictment until January 2021.


#9

If it’s what you say, I love it!


#10

Avenatti woke up this morning and realized he hasn’t had any media attention in days.


#11

You can write #winning all you want, but most of us see #CluelessDouche


#12

Not sure if the odds suit you, but here you go: https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/3979/Will-a-federal-charge-against-Donald-Trump,-Jr-be-confirmed-by-year-end-2018


#13

Michael Avenatti is not your friend.


#14

Nice to see the bookies like me, but at 4:1 I’m not buying!

Also, nice face, is that new?


#15

Because Dear Leader has succeeded in doing that so many times thus far. And there’s no convievable way that his only avenues for “fixing” this could escalate it or backfire.


#16

Dog Speed Avenatti, but take a long hot shower after ever visit to the swamp that is tRump, that smell is not charming.


#17

if the dems fail to win the house and/or investigate Kava (both starting to sadly seem likely) I am really hoping Avenatti wasn’t just BSing and can/will sue a sitting supreme - the high school crimes may be out of reach but the college stuff is not, we can’t have a Bush operative on the court that defended torture and believes birth-control is “abortion inducing” (which btw even if was bizzaro-world true, that would be legal)


#18

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#19

Well… we will see, but I think Aventatti is also prone to sensationalism.


#20

FUN FACT: Hal Smith was the voice of Davey Hansen’s dad, and his dog Goliath, on the old “Davey and Goliath” animated puppet religious show.

I hope Don Jr. gets sentenced in a state court, so there’s no pardon possible. I also hope the little weasel flips on his father.