Originally published at: Mitch McConnell stops talking mid-sentence during press conference | Boing Boing
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For the sake of his health, if nothing else, he should retire.
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[Heritage Foundation input buffering…]
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Or not. Whatever stops him from being an asshole is fine by me.
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Right? I really don’t give two shits about that monster’s health. He’s a major reason we’re in the situation that we’re in… he absolutely made sure the far right agenda got shoved down our throats. He can fuck right off, honestly…
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Could be a minor stroke.
He should definitively retire.
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Yeah, that’s a straight-up CVA right there. As much as I despise the man, it’s kinda disturbing to see happen in rea time.
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If he had stopped talking 50 years ago, we’d all be in better shape.
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I wonder if we’ll hear a full on meltdown about how he needs to retire, due to the possibility that he has dementia or if that’s just reserved for Democratic women? 
He never should have been, though, and that has little to do with his health…
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Oh no!
Anyway…
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The input walked away for smoke.
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Let me know when the motherfucker’s dead, thanks
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yeeesh his eyes even rolled slowly upwards and managed to go even grayer… (self conflict over feeling sympathy for such an awful dude)
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His human skin suit must have come loose.
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I think trans people should get to choose what healthcare he is allowed.
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My first thought was: he sharted.
Nothing can make you lose your train of thought faster than the “liquid shit surprise.”
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Scene in hell:
“Alright, which one of you assholes was on puppeteer duty today!?!”
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