Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/04/mitt-romney-almost-kinda-sorta.html
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His next tweet got a lot closer: “By all appearances, the President’s brazen and unprecedented appeal to China and to Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden is wrong and appalling.”
Updated. Thx.
I’ll just leave this here.
Subtext: Pay no attention to any of the smarmy/illegal things I might have been up to when I was running for office.
'Maginary Memorable Moment’s of Mitt’s Moral Mettle:
“When it rains on my birthday, it This shit sandwich is slightly less than my favorite thing”
Meanwhile:
Jesus Fucking Christ
Mittens is a useless bag of sh!t.
Lol, the one useful thing he did was Romneycare in MA, and he’s been running from that since he left office.
This actually heartens me, even though I should know better by now to have hope for any of these people. Given that we know Mittens has no spine to speak of and wouldn’t go out on a limb for any moral principle whatsoever, this might indicate that there are some other Senate Republicans who are preparing the ground to try and make it through this intact. At least, maybe?
Oh snap, it looks like the Mittens are coming off!
Which, in the present case, are actually irrelevant.
Profiles in Cowardice (part 2,501,201)
Wow, great pic! Very Faustian.
Both of our senators are worthless, but at least watching this dipshit having to squirm about it every day is entertaining.
Oh c’mon bro, “strains credulity” is the GOP modus operandi now, didn’t you get them memo?
‘Strains credulity’ was merely the strategy. ‘Breaks credulity utterly’ is the reality.
Mr. Won’t-Ad-Mitt Romney.