Mitt Romney likes everyone in the Senate except Bernie Sanders, because he "scowls"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/21/mitt-romney-likes-everyone-in.html

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But the trees are all the right height in Vermont.

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Fuck off, Pierre Delecto.

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and by “scowls” he really.means S.C.O.W.L.S: Sanders Coming Over With Legit Socialism

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how does this guy keep getting elected to stuff

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Well, it’s settled. We can’t have a President who makes a privileged white man uncomfortable by daring to be impatient with his nonsense (not to mention – and I mean that – a President who might cost him a second ski chalet or third yacht).

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Sanders is an awesome senator, and should be continuing do so. No prez ticket please. Mitt was an okay governor here in MA. Now the moderates need to stop this BS and clean the mess you’ve made.

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Only when he’s looking at you Mitt.

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So bernie isn’t fake nice when interacting with evil evil people? sounds like a definite plus for me.

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I honestly don’t care about random dumb statements, no doubt intended to be sneakily persuasive to… somebody. Mitt is PE, and that disqualifies him for any public office forever, as far as I’m concerned. Same goes for Cory Booker or any other alum of the PE industry. Except, that is, if they make a central plank the elimination of Private Equity.

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And he’s a Jew. Don’t forget that one Mitt ! Can’t trust ‘em, they yell a lot too !

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Bernie is scowling at you because of the dog tied to roof of your car, Mitt.

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Oh, that’s not fair. He loved Joe Lieberman, I’m sure. Honestly, as a non-religious Jew myself and the son of a Jewish refugee, I’m not immune to fantasies of mobs of angry, heavily-armed goyim, but I’m not especially worried about Mormons.

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Is he accusing Sanders of having Resting Bitch Face? Still i’d rather scowl and have integrity than be a smirking smug asshole with no backbone.

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Time to update the list:

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If I didn’t know better, I’d say that BoingBoing has a total crush on ol’ Mittens.

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Mittens doesn’t need scowling Sanders: he has binders full of women who all smile all the time like proper obedient women should.

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Rhymes with moron.

Because his constituency is told directly by their religious leaders how to vote, in their tax free buildings.

The LDS is massively over represented in federal government, and it’s a real problem if you think gay people or trans people are actual people.

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