Moist

When Rob censored out the word “■■■■■”
His BoingBoing blog followers rejoiced.
“I felt like a turd
After reading that word,”
One anonymous fan of his voiced.

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Hey, the beatnik poetry is in the other thread.

M­o­i­st

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Might want to be careful with that…

>points at own avatar for proof<

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Certainly preferred…for some values of “pussy”. (I saw the wet cat below :slight_smile: )

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Ha! I love that stuff so much that I even like this.

I didn’t even know there was a hatred of the word moist until it became a character quirk on Dead Like Me. And, meh, it just doesn’t bother me. Cuticle, on the other hand. I hate that word.

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In the sponge cake world of baking ‘fluffy’ can encapsulate the perfect description of the in between state of dry and wet…

Then sometimes we need another word…

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And don’t even think about creating a sentence with my other 2 horror words:

Ointment & Gusset

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Did somebody call?

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Caused by a ‘panty moistener’?

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The gusset of my ■■■■■ slacks chafed badly. Luckily I had some ointment in my luggage. I applied it by hand, but got some stuck in my cuticles.

(Any/all other triggers gratefully received.) :wink:

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That and my aversion to “truss” and “member” forced me to drop out of civil engineering.

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Holy crap… I can feel your pain! Especially when we need to find a word to describe ‘raising’ a truss into position. Can I suggest any such mechanism would require some form of lubrication!

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Thank god you were wearing slacks and not… 'folded freshly washed, dried and stored in an oak draw with dried rosemary PANTIES!!!.. "

I’ve said too much

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That would not have been newsworthy. My panty gusset is always ■■■■■. Oh - now I’VE said too much!

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Are you talking about an erection? Because I think you are talking about an erection!

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