About six years ago, I would’ve laughed and said “Delightfully silly and provocative, but that’s just too hideous to be true.” But now that I’ve figured out which timeline we’re on…
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Seriously, or just joking?
Last night I saw this posted unironically on my FB feed: “I need to find Kid Rock’s two newest songs on cd. Love them!” 
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I consulted the oracle bones, pyromancy.
You can’t get any more certain than that.
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It’s a douche off; World Championship.
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Talk about me!
Don’t talk about me!
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I’m all for pyromancy as long as it involves right wing assholes.
Wait, or is that pyrokinesis…? Heh, use one to achieve the other I say!
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Apparently one of them has “Let’s go Brandon” as the chorus. I … I mean you can’t even make fun of these people anymore, because they embrace the joke. Like, how do you make fun of that?
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I never liked the smiths, esp that whiny, awful, creepy voice. I was rather surprised years later to discover how
my assessment was.
A GF made me listen to her smiths tape whenever we drove around, hoping she could force me to like them. Singing along to her tape didn’t help. It never worked, and I didn’t like her anymore, either.
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different strokes, man. as a young gay kid in the midwest, they were a lifeline.
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They are the joke.
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“… but anyway, I’ve spent long enough talking about myself… how about you? Tell me, what do you think of me?”
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That’s better. 
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Well let’s see…
- nothing egregious, fairly standard assholishness.
- the people that agree with Morrissey probably don’t like him either.
- nothing tastes as sweet as The Smiths when I’m feeling dramatically insufferable.
Looks like I’m still separating.
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The fascist can ask Marr to stop using his name, but I don’t think he’ll get what he wants.
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“and said that immigration diminishes British identity.”
You should have thought of that before you swallowed half the countries in the world into your British Empire. Is there any food more British than a curry?
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Need some cultural help from the UK readers - is Morrissey at twot or a twaat?
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“We are here because you were there.” - Ian Sanjay Patel
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Everybody think of something to blame him for
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