Asshole ventriloquism seems like it’s more popular than ever though!
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On the contrary, at the moment you release them they become public domain.
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Jim Carey was a great advocate for Arse Ventriloquism. You have to admire his brave stance.
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I meant while they are being released. I want fart DRM. Nobody should be claiming my fart as it happens.
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HDCP 2.2 has managed to implements some thorough bullshit DRM features. I’m sure you can adapt it to your own ass pretty effectively. The HDMI cable probably just needs to use a different pinout.
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As an aside, when will homophobes learn that homosexuals have no interest in “recruiting your children”. This meme is so ridiculous and overblown it’s practically a joke among my gay friends. “Better be sure you make your recruitment quota or else you’ll be kicked out of gang!”
I mean reading between the lines I just sense the fear of “omg a gay teacher will try to impart his values on my children and next thing you know they will become sodomizers!”
I’m personally more worried about zealous religious nuts trying to recruit children than “the gays.”
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It’s so ridiculous that I’ve joked with my gay friends about giving them my kids so they can meet their quotas.
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No, no, no. If you’re going to be pedantic, do it right!
It’s 525,949 minutes and 12 seconds!
You forgot about the once-every-hundred-years that a year divisible by four isn’t a leap year (which makes it 365.24), except for the once-every-four-hundred-years that a year divisible by 100 is a leap year (which makes it 365.2425).
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Do you have a business card or something? I might need you when the pedants strike again.
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Just make three really bad puns and I will appear in a flash, standing on my pedantstal.
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This effing exactly. I have serious trouble caring about what people I’m not going to be intimate with do with their respective bits. Not that I’m super mega equality man or anything, maybe it’s just a hint of compassion mixed with sheer laziness. You’re a guy who is lucky enough to have another guy who enjoys mutual whatever? Lucky you. Two ladies? Sounds nice. I think I’m just getting too old and jaded to give a F what you do as long as nobody’s being harmed.
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I try to challenge these “christians” to just pretend the bible doesn’t exist for a moment, and just say, “I don’t like gay people”.
Really, that would end the discussion for a lot of people. Just own your position. Is it that hard?
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She does realize that God™ made Adam to be his companion and only created Eve after Adam complained about it. The Father, the Son, and The Holy Ghost/Spirit, are always referred to using masculine gender in every mention in the bible. Every reference to angels in the Bible uses the masculine gender as well and every account of them taking human form is male. Jesus spent most of his time on earth hanging out with 12 sailors and a prostitute and when he realized his time was up his reaction was to throw a wine/dinner party. Heaven is pretty much a sausage fest. Welcome to eternity! 
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Future authors of witty replies to bigots, take note.
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It’s pure projection. Pretty much every group of fundamentalists seeks to recruit children, especially the offspring of its adult members. And they do this because children are more vulnerable to believing nonsense that authority figures tell them. So, they think everyone else must do the same thing.
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As a parent, I applause the Christian mother for her stand.
My children will need people to clean their homes, serve them coffee and serve them in shops, or “Christians” as we call then in Essex.
My kids meet gays, Christians, socialist and conservative politicians, Moslems, Jews, Hindus and even people who think Apple gear is cool. They aren’t fazed by any of them and are courteous despite not sharing their world view.
They thus will prosper in whatever domain they choose since in the modern world (after the discovery of America) one needs to be able to deal with many types of people. Those that cannot will end up in lower tier positions.
But in a world where there are billions of people competing with my children I am glad that so many American Christians are holding their kids back by keeping them away from “unconventional ideas”. I pay good money to ensure my kids encounter ideas that in my mind I find somewhere between silly and repugnant.
Thus when they encounter adults who had a Christian upbringing they are unfailingly polite when asked if they would like fries with that and tip them where appropriate.
We should not criticise Christians when they are selflessly sacrificing their kids so as to give our children better lives.
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You are adorable.
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I think many of them find owning their position exceptionally difficult because they know it’s an untenable position. I’ve had people literally follow me around going to greater and greater lengths to justify what boiled down to a dislike of gay people, but they couldn’t admit that. They clearly feel guilty about their feelings. Even though they don’t feel guilty enough to change I guess it’s small progress.
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