Mueller Report: EXCLUSIVE early copy of Bill Barr's redacted version, in full

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They are.

  • Black for Grand Jury privileged
  • Deep Charcoal for confidential information on unindicted persons
  • Inverted White for Secret and Top Secret coded information
  • Vantablack™ for anything that incriminates Trump or his family
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I don’t get how people are making jokes about this

RBG is hanging by a thread and evil incarnate and his gang are about to flip the supreme court for decades, so it wouldn’t matter who ends up being the next few presidents, especially if the senate never flips.

His own sister had to give up an incredibly lucrative federal judge position to escape prosecution but he’s going to get completely away from it while we foam at the mouth.

Remember, he can pardon himself on the last hour of his last day.

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Well at least somebody will get sued by Anish Kapoor, so there’s that.

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“NO COLLUSION” should have been the only thing unredacted.

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There’s no shame in being a Babette.

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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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Yep. I would wager we get the full report Nov. 4th 2020, unless it is leaked. (Fingers crossed, but a longshot…)

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Gallows humor. Laff or cry… Not much my tiny outrage can do to move it. So i laff and hopefully the rest of the world will catch on to the joke and we can survive this.

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I think you mean:

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Sorry, meant to post this

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This looks like a job for GCHQ.

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That’s an awful lot of words to say “PISS TAPE IS REAL”

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It’s written by lawyers. I think it’s a bar code.

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Probably a description of how the pee tape happened, how it was recorded, and bought by Pecker of the National Enquirer to be stored in his “Don’t share incriminating information about Trump vault aka never to be seen XXX vault”.

The redactions are Tom Haverford color-coded.

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… a Tom the Dancing Bug cartoon?

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At least we got the punctuation.

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Glenn Greenwald: Reads entirely redacted report See you idiots, I told you that the report would prove Trump, who I definitely do not support, completely innocent, and prove there was no collusion with or interference from Russia.

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